{"id":27436,"date":"2025-08-24T18:21:43","date_gmt":"2025-08-24T16:21:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/?p=27436"},"modified":"2025-08-25T23:33:52","modified_gmt":"2025-08-25T21:33:52","slug":"la-voiture-cest-mal-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/fr\/la-voiture-cest-mal-1\/","title":{"rendered":"La voiture, c&#8217;est mal (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dans la rue principale de ma commune, on vient d&#8217;installer une &#8220;v\u00e9lorue&#8221;. Petit extrait du r\u00e8glement de la v\u00e9lorue (revisit\u00e9 par papi Jo). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>les voitures restent derri\u00e8re les cyclistes<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>il est interdit de d\u00e9passer les cyclistes<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>il est interdit d&#8217;\u00e9craser les cyclistes<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>s&#8217;il n&#8217;y a pas de cyclistes, il faut attendre qu&#8217;il y en ait avant de rouler<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>la voiture, c&#8217;est tr\u00e8s mal ; il faut adopter un mode de d\u00e9placement &#8220;doux&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>afin de bien les rep\u00e9rer pour les stigmatiser, les voitures doivent \u00eatre de couleur <code>rouge vif<\/code><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/L-IMGP1989.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/L-IMGP1989.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/L-IMGP1989-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/L-IMGP1989-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/L-IMGP1989-400x267.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/L-IMGP1989-150x100.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">24\/08\/2025<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"footnote\">Notez l&#8217;emploi du pronom personnel sujet &#8220;je&#8221; sur le panneau, destin\u00e9 \u00e0 infantiliser cet abruti d&#8217;automobiliste ; comme si on s&#8217;adressait \u00e0 un \u00e9l\u00e8ve de CM1 (&#8220;j&#8217;ouvre mon cahier, je prends un crayon et je note ce que dit la ma\u00eetresse&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dans la rue principale de ma commune, on vient d&#8217;installer une &#8220;v\u00e9lorue&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/fr\/la-voiture-cest-mal-1\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":27435,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[677],"tags":[2187],"class_list":["post-27436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-journal-du-jardin","tag-coup-de-gueule"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27436"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27454,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27436\/revisions\/27454"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}