
{"id":28091,"date":"2025-11-28T17:47:24","date_gmt":"2025-11-28T16:47:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/?p=28091"},"modified":"2025-11-28T18:02:04","modified_gmt":"2025-11-28T17:02:04","slug":"vegetariens-sabstenir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/fr\/vegetariens-sabstenir\/","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e9g\u00e9tariens s&#8217;abstenir"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>En ce moment&#8212;et aussi toute l&#8217;ann\u00e9e&#8212;c&#8217;est la mode des calendriers de l&#8217;Avent<sup>(1)<\/sup>. Vu ce &#8220;calendrier cochon&#8221; (non, pas ce \u00e0 quoi vous pensez, <em>you dirty mind<\/em>!<sup>(2)<\/sup>) dans mon magasin pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9. J&#8217;ai fait part de ma d\u00e9couverte \u00e0 une blogueuse v\u00e9g\u00e9tarienne de ma connaissance, qui l&#8217;a post\u00e9e <a href=\"https:\/\/www.calirezo.com\/posts\/2025\/11\/28_074851_mort-de-rire\/fr\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ici<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/20251127_143054.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28084\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/20251127_143054.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/20251127_143054-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/20251127_143054-400x711.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/20251127_143054-84x150.jpg 84w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Petit cochon ne grandira plus&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"footnote\">(1) Voir cet article de Slate : <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slate.fr\/societe\/calendrier-avent-noel-consommation-surconsommation-reseaux-sociaux-instagram-youtube-tiktok\">Le grand n&#8217;importe quoi: pourquoi la mode des calendriers de l&#8217;Avent est totalement hors de contr\u00f4le<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"footnote\">(2) Dans le film What about Bob? l&#8217;un des passages hilarants:<br>Bob Wiley: [<em>telling a joke<\/em>] The doctor draws two circles and says &#8220;What do you see?&#8221; the guy says &#8220;Sex.&#8221; [<em>everybody laughs<\/em>]<br>Bob Wiley: Wait a minute, I haven&#8217;t even told the joke yet! So the doctor draws trees, &#8220;What do you see?&#8221; the guy says &#8220;sex&#8221;. The doctor draws a car, owl, &#8220;Sex, sex, sex&#8221;. The doctor says to him &#8220;You are obsessed with sex&#8221;, he replies &#8220;Well you&#8217;re the one drawing all the dirty pictures!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En ce moment&#8212;et aussi toute l&#8217;ann\u00e9e&#8212;c&#8217;est la mode des calendriers de l&#8217;Avent&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/fr\/vegetariens-sabstenir\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28084,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[677],"tags":[2187],"class_list":["post-28091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-journal-du-jardin","tag-coup-de-gueule"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28091"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28096,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28091\/revisions\/28096"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}