{"id":28139,"date":"2025-12-24T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-24T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/?p=28139"},"modified":"2025-12-25T15:08:02","modified_gmt":"2025-12-25T14:08:02","slug":"joyeux-noel-%f0%9f%98%a1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/fr\/joyeux-noel-%f0%9f%98%a1\/","title":{"rendered":"Joyeux No\u00ebl ?!\ud83d\ude21"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dans la cat\u00e9gorie des &#8220;cadeaux de No\u00ebl \u00e0 \u00e9viter&#8221;, les am\u00e9ricains sont champions. Vous en trouverez quelques exemples <s>savoureux <\/s>\u00e9c\u0153urants <a href=\"https:\/\/www.calirezo.com\/posts\/2025\/12\/23_070950_cadeaux-plombants\/fr\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">sur le blog de Cali<\/a>. On trouve en particulier quantit\u00e9 de promotions d&#8217;armes \u00e0 feu \u00e0 l&#8217;occasion de No\u00ebl. D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment les yankees sont tomb\u00e9s sur la t\u00eate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"634\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28138\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower2.jpg 634w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower2-300x202.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower2-400x269.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower2-150x101.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 634px) 100vw, 634px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Quand on voit ces <strong>connards <\/strong>(et <strong>connasses<\/strong>, soyons inclusifs) exhiber fi\u00e8rement et joyeusement leurs machines \u00e0 tuer dans l&#8217;ambiance festive de No\u00ebl, il y a de quoi perdre la foi dans l&#8217;humanit\u00e9.<br><em>PS.- Le tampon &#8220;interdiction&#8221; a \u00e9t\u00e9 rajout\u00e9 par papi Jo.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"662\" height=\"416\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower-stats.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28143\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower-stats.jpg 662w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower-stats-300x189.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower-stats-400x251.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower-stats-150x94.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 662px) 100vw, 662px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"784\" height=\"116\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower-enfants.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28146\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower-enfants.jpg 784w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower-enfants-300x44.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower-enfants-768x114.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower-enfants-400x59.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/american-xmas-firepower-enfants-150x22.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 784px) 100vw, 784px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dans la cat\u00e9gorie des &#8220;cadeaux de No\u00ebl \u00e0 \u00e9viter&#8221;, les am\u00e9ricains sont champions. Vous en trouverez quelques exemples savoureux \u00e9c\u0153urants sur le blog de Cali. On trouve en particulier quantit\u00e9 de promotions d&#8217;armes \u00e0 feu \u00e0 l&#8217;occasion de No\u00ebl. D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment les yankees sont tomb\u00e9s sur la t\u00eate.<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/fr\/joyeux-noel-%f0%9f%98%a1\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28138,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[677],"tags":[2187],"class_list":["post-28139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-journal-du-jardin","tag-coup-de-gueule"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28139"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28147,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28139\/revisions\/28147"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}