{"id":28172,"date":"2025-12-29T16:07:26","date_gmt":"2025-12-29T15:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/?p=28172"},"modified":"2025-12-29T16:08:12","modified_gmt":"2025-12-29T15:08:12","slug":"joyeux-noel-suite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/fr\/joyeux-noel-suite\/","title":{"rendered":"Joyeux No\u00ebl (suite)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Le 24 d\u00e9cembre 2025, papi Jo s&#8217;\u00e9tait insurg\u00e9 contre la stupide coutume am\u00e9ricaine de s&#8217;offrir des armes \u00e0 feu comme cadeaux de No\u00ebl. Aujourd&#8217;hui 29 d\u00e9cembre, les cadeaux ont \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9ball\u00e9s, admir\u00e9s &#8230; et voici le r\u00e9sultat (attendu).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"643\" height=\"483\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-12-29_14-57-28.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28171\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-12-29_14-57-28.jpg 643w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-12-29_14-57-28-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-12-29_14-57-28-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-12-29_14-57-28-150x113.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 643px) 100vw, 643px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"539\" height=\"106\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-12-29_15-01-05.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-12-29_15-01-05.jpg 539w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-12-29_15-01-05-300x59.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-12-29_15-01-05-400x79.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025-12-29_15-01-05-150x29.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Vive le 2\u00e8me amendement !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\ude21<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/fr\/joyeux-noel-suite\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28170,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[677],"tags":[2187],"class_list":["post-28172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-journal-du-jardin","tag-coup-de-gueule"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28172"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28175,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28172\/revisions\/28175"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}