{"id":29039,"date":"2026-09-22T11:44:56","date_gmt":"2026-09-22T09:44:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/?p=29039"},"modified":"2026-09-22T11:46:11","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T09:46:11","slug":"quelques-nuages-inoffensifs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/fr\/quelques-nuages-inoffensifs\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Quelques nuages inoffensifs&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le coup de gueule du jour&#8230; Entendu ce matin \u00e0 la radio, dans le bulletin m\u00e9t\u00e9o. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Bonjour Marie-Pierre Planchon !<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bonjour Florence !<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Il fait toujours sec [&#8230;]<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Eh oui, l\u2019anticyclone ne faiblit toujours pas &#8230; et pas de pluie en vue &#8230; alors peut-\u00eatre dimanche ou lundi &#8230; <strong>une perturbation <\/strong>pourrait enfin traverser le pays &#8230; Donc ce matin on a quelques formations de brumes et de brouillards &#8230; on a aussi <strong>quelques nuages inoffensifs<\/strong> pr\u00e8s de la fronti\u00e8re Belge &#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment les journalistes m\u00e9t\u00e9o n&#8217;ont toujours pas int\u00e9gr\u00e9 le bon vocabulaire correspondant au changement climatique. Il n&#8217;est pas tr\u00e8s logique de d\u00e9clarer \u00e0 la fois et dans la foul\u00e9e que le temps est toujours sec et d&#8217;utiliser le terme de perturbation pour parler de la pluie qui se fait attendre ou encore de qualifier les nuages d&#8217;inoffensifs ! Nous, ce qu&#8217;on appelle de nos v\u0153ux, c&#8217;est <em>un retour \u00e0 la normale, avec plein de pluie et des nuages offensifs <\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/K-IMGP9924.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-24884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/K-IMGP9924.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/K-IMGP9924-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/K-IMGP9924-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/K-IMGP9924-400x267.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-content\/uploads\/K-IMGP9924-150x100.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>25\/01\/2025 <\/strong>&#8211; Que d&#8217;eau &#8230; que d&#8217;eau&#8230; Comme c&#8217;est beau !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le coup de gueule du jour&#8230; Entendu ce matin \u00e0 la radio, dans le bulletin m\u00e9t\u00e9o.<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/fr\/quelques-nuages-inoffensifs\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24885,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[677],"tags":[2187,3571],"class_list":["post-29039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-journal-du-jardin","tag-coup-de-gueule","tag-meteo"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29039"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29042,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29039\/revisions\/29042"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezeau.org\/wp-garden\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}